saunteringsnake:

monobeartheater:

que-dear:

anime

theres no fucking way either of those assholes are 16 fuck this

You would be completely correct in your calling bullshit: they’re actually both seventeen.

eridonewiththisshit:

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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The funny thing is you can’t tell who is who

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

icarly-official:

matching icons for u and ur crew

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

ven-dredi:

mockeryd:

sakk617:

speaking-vogue:

dannykelly:

“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, and she stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute i could. I gave her a lot of gifts and i lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she could love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.” ~ Brad Pitt about Angelina Jolie

forever my favorite fucking couple
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